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Orlando Pretty Much Sucks

In one of their funniest and most wide-ranging episodes yet, the boys welcome longtime Sandman Nation member and reigning Nailed It champion, Mike Paston, to the mic for a full episode takeover. The crew recaps their wild weekend in Cincinnati celebrating Mike’s win, reliving everything from late-night shenanigans and Skyline Chili indulgence to a Kentucky Derby party, a Reds game, and some spirited trivia at the Holy Grail. The stories flow, the laughter is loud, and the brotherhood is real.
From there, things take a competitive turn with the debut of a brand-new segment called Be My Guess. Then it's on to hot takes, where the guys sound off on everything from MLB's early-season scheduling issues and the madness of betting laws in certain states, to Gregg Popovich’s well-earned retirement and the ongoing trauma of airline travel.
They also lock in their picks for this week’s Truist Championship in Philadelphia before diving into a passionate and hilarious discussion about their least favorite U.S. cities to visit. From Buffalo to Reno, no metro is safe as personal grudges and bad travel memories take center stage.
This one has it all - sports, nonsense, emotion, and some Grade A rants. It might just be the most entertaining episode yet.

Todd Hammernowski - America's Only Hope

With Eric back from a trip to Seattle, the boys kick things off by diving into the world of tourist attractions. This includes the good, the bad, and the absolutely overrated. From Alcatraz to the Hollywood Walk of Fame to the Great Wall of China, nothing is safe as they break down their favorite travel spots, tourist traps, and places they still want to visit (or avoid forever).
From there, it’s onto the sports headlines. The guys cover all the big storylines from the NFL Draft, including surprising picks, questionable decisions, and Mel Kuyper commentary that fired people up. They also hit the NBA and NHL playoffs, some early-season MLB chaos, and a quick recap of last week’s Zurich Classic.
Next up is Hot Takes, where things get heated over the best and worst NFL helmets. Expect strong opinions, a little nostalgia, and at least one completely unhinged pick. Then it’s time for Stone Cold Locks, with each host sharing their three favorite golfers for this week’s Byron Nelson -  complete with bold predictions, gut calls, and personal bias.
They wrap the episode with one of their most loaded Top 5s yet: the greatest rookie seasons of all time, across all sports. With some that are no-brainers and others that are sure to ignite some arguments, the guys celebrate legends and debate which rookie years truly changed the game.
It’s a jam-packed episode with laughs, stats, and plenty of strong opinions - don’t miss it.

No Whammies

It’s NFL Draft week and the boys are locked in - well, most of the time (you’ll see what we mean…). They kick things off with a quick tribute to the late game show legend Wink Martindale and then dive into a fun and nostalgic opening segment about all things game shows: their favorites, the most iconic hosts, strange controversies, and which shows they think they’d dominate.
From there, it’s on to Hot Takes, where Justin Thomas gets some well-earned love for his win at the RBC Heritage, and the Colorado Buffaloes get skewered for retiring two jerseys way too soon. Then it’s time for Stone Cold Locks, starting with golf picks for the Zurich Classic - the PGA Tour’s only pairs event - and then jumping into a draft-centric bonus: the guys predict the top five picks of this year’s NFL Draft and share who they hope (and think) their favorite teams - Bengals, Vikings, and Seahawks - will land in Round 1.
The NFL Draft theme continues in this week’s Top 5 segment, where they break down the best and worst first-round picks in their respective franchise histories. From Akili to Joe Cool, Mirer to Tez, it’s a fun, fiery trip through some highs, lows, and plenty of strong opinions. And they close out the episode with a few draft-related bonus nuggets—like the best players ever picked at #36 overall.
This one’s packed with NFL Draft hype, game show nostalgia, bold takes, and just the right amount of chaos. Don’t miss it.

The Strip Club Will Come to You

In this episode, the boys kick things off by giving props to Rory McIlroy after his long-awaited Masters win, then dive into a funny segment where they each share three current sports stars they’d love to have a boys’ weekend with — and three they wouldn’t even want to split a beer with.
From there, it’s headlines and hot takes, with more Rory love (rightfully so), a shoutout to the ever-classy Justin Rose, and some off-the-beaten-path stories like a minor league speedster setting records and a few MLB announcers going full golf mode during the Masters.
Stone Cold Locks brings betting picks for the RBC Heritage, and in a bonus segment, the crew breaks down the NBA playoffs - who’s making a run and who’s going home early. And finally, the guys wrap with a fun and debate-worthy Top 5: their all-time favorite movie quotes.
It’s a loaded episode full of laughs, debates, and a few surprises. Jump in - you won’t want to miss it.

A Tradition Unlike Any Other

It’s a Masters Week-meets-March Madness episode, and the guys are bringing the heat.
They kick things off by giving the Florida Gators some props after their recent NCAA championship win, then shift gears to answer a tough question: Who’s the best men’s college basketball champion of the past 40 years? And who might be the flukiest?
Next, they hit the biggest sports headlines from the past week, before they share their hot takes, which include Ovechkin breaking records, Duke’s brutal collapse, and a heated debate about whether a dodgeball club national title should even count. (Spoiler: opinions differ.)
Then it’s time for Stone Cold Locks, where the crew gives out their Masters picks - plus a few guys they’re steering clear of. And finally, the Top 5 segment stays on theme as they rank their favorite things about The Masters: from Nantz to the green jacket to nostalgia-soaked tradition.
It’s a packed episode filled with laughs, bold takes, and plenty of Augusta vibes. Hit play and join the fun.

Sex or Alcohol?

The boys are back and kicking things off with a little Lenten-inspired “This or That”, debating what they’d rather give up for 40 days — everything from sex vs. alcohol to March Madness vs. The Masters is on the table. From there, they dive into some of the week’s biggest headlines: a look back at the Sweet 16 and Elite 8, the start of the MLB season, and major NFL rule changes, including the new overtime format.
In this week’s Hot Takes, they go all in on Min Woo Lee’s win in Houston, the rising buzz around torpedo bats, and a college football program’s bold new move that could completely reshape how fans experience games.
Then it’s time for a super-sized Stone Cold Locks, where the guys break down both Final Four matchups and go division by division with their MLB predictions, naming division champs, World Series picks, and their 2025 champion.
And finally, they close the show with a can't-miss Top 5: the best teams in sports history that didn’t win a championship. From undefeated college squads to 116-win MLB teams, the debate gets real.
It’s a packed episode, full of laughs, takes, and bold predictions — you won’t want to miss it.

The Show Must Go On

It’s the boys’ first international episode, with one host broadcasting from an ice cream shop in Grand Cayman - so bear with the audio! Once things get rolling, they pay tribute to ESPN and its massive influence on how we watch and talk about sports, from iconic anchors and shows to legendary commercials and Chris Berman’s classic nicknames.
The show then shifts to headlines, focusing on the opening weekend of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, with a side of golf as they touch on Viktor Hovland’s win at the Valspar. In their Hot Takes segment, they celebrate a few correct predictions from last week (goodbye, St. John’s), bash the ACC’s decline, and explore how NIL is reshaping college hoops, mostly for the worse.
There’s also a heartfelt tribute to the late George Foreman and a touching moment involving referee Roger Ayers during the tournament.
Then it’s on to Stone Cold Locks, where they break down every Sweet 16 matchup with plenty of disagreement and bold predictions. Finally, the episode wraps with a Top 5 segment on dream vacations and favorite trips the guys have taken.
From sports nostalgia to tournament insights and some much-needed laughs, this episode is packed so don’t miss it!

Rick Pitino's Vampire Status

This episode kicks off with exciting news as one of the hosts reveals he is now a published children’s book author. That sparks a fun discussion about favorite childhood books, classic Disney and Pixar movies, and the best (and worst) kid characters of all time. From nostalgia to animated icons, the conversation takes a lighthearted detour before diving into the world of sports.
With March Madness in full swing, the guys go all-in on college basketball. They debate West Virginia’s tournament snub, give props to an undefeated D2 team, and tie it back to the last perfect D1 team nearly 50 years ago. Each region gets a deep dive, as they pick their Final Four teams, identify potential Cinderella stories, and call out teams to avoid. Of course, each host also locks in their prediction for who will cut down the nets.
While hoops dominate the episode, they also take a moment to give Rory McIlroy props for winning The Players Championship - on St. Patrick’s Day, no less. Plus, a quick mention of key NFL moves, including the Bengals' latest signings.
The episode wraps up with a fan-favorite Top 5 segment, where the hosts share their favorite March Madness moments and memories over the years. It’s a fun, energetic, and unforgettable ride through the worlds of sports, childhood nostalgia, and the madness of March.

Lucky Banana

In this episode, the crew kicks things off by discussing Nikola Jokić’s jaw-dropping 30-20-20 performance and how it compares to some of the most legendary single-game feats in sports history. They break down other iconic single game performances like Michael Jordan’s Flu Game and Fernando Tatís’ two grand slams in one inning, while also reflecting on impressive career records like Joe DiMaggio’s hit streak and Wayne Gretzky’s unbreakable points total.
The conversation then shifts to recent sports headlines, including Russell Henley’s dramatic finish at Bay Hill, major NFL trades and free agent signings, and a glimpse into college basketball’s projected No. 1 seeds and bubble teams as March Madness approaches. In the hot takes segment, they cover everything from the Minnesota High School Hockey Championships to Calvin Peete’s inspiring rise to Players Champion in the 1980s, plus reactions to the Seattle Seahawks' latest trade moves.
A particularly emotional segment looks back at Hank Gathers' tragic passing 35 years ago and the magical Loyola Marymount run to the Elite Eight that followed. The boys also explore NFL franchises with the longest droughts in drafting a first-round quarterback.
In Stone Cold Locks, each host picks three golfers they believe could crack the top 10 in this week’s Players Championship, setting the stage for some bold predictions. Finally, they wrap up with their fan-favorite "Top 5" segment, this time ranking some crazy sports and life superstitions.
This episode is packed with fun, humor, and insights, making it another wild and entertaining ride through the world of sports and beyond!

Brains, Beauty & Pat

In this episode, the guys kick things off by discussing the St. Louis Syndicate and the significance of names - including their own podcast title. Keeping with the theme, they explore some of their favorite one-name celebrities and athletes, and they even assign themselves their own single-name monikers.
The boys then shift gears to the latest sports headlines, including a deep dive into college basketball’s two best teams, Auburn and Duke, and the Player of the Year race between Cooper Flagg and Johni Broome. The hot takes continue as the hosts also call for better weekly golf fields and highlight Joe Highsmith’s rare accomplishment at the Cognizant Classic.
A more personal moment follows, as Bill shares a heartfelt tribute to a close friend who passed away suddenly. The story takes an emotional turn as he recounts how his friend’s daughter played in a soccer game that same day - delivering a heroic performance in his honor. This sparks a deeper look at athletes who overcame personal tragedies to compete at the highest level.
The episode then turns to NFL mock draft debates, with conversation focused on quarterbacks Cam Ward, Shedeur Sanders, and current Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy, debating who has the brightest future of the three.
Of course, no episode is complete without Stone Cold Locks, as the hosts pick three golfers each they believe will do well in this week's Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill. And to wrap things up, the fan-favorite Top 5 segment stays on theme as the hosts rank the greatest sports nicknames of all time.
It’s another fun, insightful, and humorous ride through the world of sports so don’t miss it!